I have a secret to confess…
I absolutely love SkyMall. It is my favorite part of flying and I flip through it with reckless abandon as soon as I sit down in my seat.
When I saw the floating sunglasses, I just knew this was gonna be a great trip! Sidenote: don't most sunglasses float? Why would I want them to float away, anyways?
The problem with SkyMall is that it always leads to more questions than answers:
Question #1: What the hell is going on here? You people do realize that my dog will slit my throat if I put her in a "pink rugby thundershirt"?
Question #2: For the love of all that is good and holy, who designed the logo in the middle of the shoe? Do people really not know what that looks like?
Question #3: This is really the device that will permanently attach me to the Matrix, isn't it?
Question #4: Who has a human skull they need to display in a frame (upper right corner)? More importantly, where did it come from?
Question #5: Can I use this as a light saber?
Question #6: You guys know pure oxygen is toxic right? And oxygen creates oxidants.
Question #7: Does this really have wide spread appeal? How about a money back guarantee? For the record, we might have actually bought this if the bar wasn't within the month.
Question #8: What. The. Hell.?
Question #9: Can you really vacuum a pool? Why had I not realized this was a thing? And why are there so many types of pool vacuum?
Question #10: Can someone please explain this to me? Why would I want a leprosy ridden armadillo holding my beer?
Question #11: Why doesn't Keri L already own this? Also, will this keep the dang kids off of my lawn?
Question #12: What should I do if we have obviously incompatible Zodiac signs? Also, which Zodiac are we using?
Question #13: Would putting this on random peoples' cars make me a total creeper? Is this even legal?
Question #14: What is the active ingredient and will it also kill me?
Question #15: Is it called baby because it will give me the skin of a baby's butt or because it's small? That's an important distinction.
I always go through the 5 stages of grief when reading Skymall. Seriously.
Plane to Columbus is boarding now! I’ll be back with a brief recap of the weekend in the next day or so!
What’s your favorite part of traveling? Do you love Skymall?